... Dio recounts an exchange among Elagabalus and the perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by possessing Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to give him the equal of a girl's vagina via a surgical incision. ^Promote If